Did you hear about the fire in the clock factory?
There was a lot of second hand smoke.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Contrary to popular belief, I CAN hit the ball out of my own shadow...between 11:00 AM and 1:00 PM.
His swing is like a trophy wife...it's pretty but it doesn't work.
How was your round?
Q) Why didn't the pony give his speech?
A) He was a little hoarse!
police pass me the spoon
Aware, aware have my little sheep gone?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?
cows go who.
cows don't go who they go moo.
You know, you have a real future in Swiss clocks
Tail all your friends this joke
What's a who?
Otto know i can't remember
pea you, you smell!
Dishes the FBI, open up
A man dat wants to give you a big hug!
Anita a great big hug
Lettuce in it is cold out here
Oh no there's an owl in the house!
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
This dyslexic man walks into a bra.
PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.