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Steve Wellens' Joke Page

Thigh Slappers

Did you hear about the fire in the clock factory?
There was a lot of second hand smoke.

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"

Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Original golf lines

Contrary to popular belief, I CAN hit the ball out of my own shadow...between 11:00 AM and 1:00 PM.

His swing is like a trophy wife...it's pretty but it doesn't work.

How was your round?

Knock Knock jokes for kids (admit it, you like 'em too)

Knock Knock
whos there?
police
police who?
police pass me the spoon

Knock,Knock.
Who's there?
Aware.
Aware who?
Aware, aware have my little sheep gone?

Knock,Knock.
Who's there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?

knock knock.
who's there?
cows go.
cows go who.
cows don't go who they go moo.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
nunya
nunya who?
nunya business

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Kook
Kook Who?
You know, you have a real future in Swiss clocks

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Tail
Tail Who?
Tail all your friends this joke

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ima
Ima Who?
What's a who?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Otto
Otto Who?
Otto know i can't remember

Knock Knock
Who's There?
pea
pea Who?
pea you, you smell!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dishes
Dishes Who?
Dishes the FBI, open up

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Amanda
Amanda Who?
A man dat wants to give you a big hug!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Anita
Anita Who?
Anita a great big hug

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in it is cold out here

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Who
Who Who?
Oh no there's an owl in the house!

Puns and more puns

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

This dyslexic man walks into a bra.

PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

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